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Friday, July 29, 2005

indoor fruit baseball!

It was explained to me when I arrived home last night..Matthew now better from the bang on his head and his brother Jacob (who threw the rock) decided while Karen was upstairs cleaning that they would play indoor baseball! Ok so that's not a good start and they know this is not the right behaviour for indoor recreation. Even their older sisters couldn't work out how they rationalised this behaviour as "ok", or even as something they would not be caught for doing.

Anyway, the plot thickens, they decide that the baseball will be substituted for an apple an orange and a banana in rotation until these fruits are smashed to pulp and the pulp of these fruit is stuck on the tv, sofa, lounge desk and carpet floor.

In place of the bat they used their sister's musical recorder...great choice..!

When Karen came back downstairs....Well you can imagine the scene, smashed pulp all over the lounge walls, floor and furniture and the boys with an expression on their faces like; "it was his idea as they look at each other"......after an explanation and disciplining they are ordered to get in the bath and get clean...(they were also covered in fruit).

They walk upstairs and get on with their bath...Karen starts to clean up in the aftermath...about 15 minutes later while in the kitchen Karen hears water running, but it sounds close by, like in the next room, but there are no appliances going, no dishwasher or washing machine turned on...so where in the water coming from???

You guessed it...water is leaking through the ceiling in the ground floor shower room!! Karen runs upstairs only to catch Matthew in the act! He's standing on the back edge of the bath against the bathroom wall preparing for another record breaking jump slide down the back bath side into the bath which each time causes a tidal wave to overflow the bath sides onto the floor, they had been improvising again for a fun park high slide!!

.......the rest is history...another day in the summer vacation of our house...only 1 week since school broke up so far!!!!

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Uhm... may I suggest medication.

If not for your kids then for your poor wife.

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Blogger ben's epiphini said...

If only we could harness that creative energy into something constructive!

--Ben

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Blogger behindthepulpit said...

This is good. Thanks for the laugh. Thank you Jesus for our kids.

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Blogger David Ketter said...

Here's an idea: get a rubix cube and tell them they can have some money if they finish it...kudos to them if they figure it out, lol!

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Blogger J. A. Gillmartin said...

I'd give a week's pay to see the replay ... hilarious!

HE ALONE IS PATIENT (ENOUGH)

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